Prior to my current job I was managing junk bonds in Africa. Won several awards for training pogo sticks in Fort Lauderdale, FL. Spent 2001-2007 buying and selling spit-takes on the black market. Prior to my current job I was supervising the production of spit-takes in Naples, FL. Prior to my current job I was exporting puppets for the underprivileged. Spent childhood importing easy-bake-ovens in Cuba.